The Orgasm Button & Other New Sexual Tips

By Ikenga Chronicles June 23, 2017

The Orgasm Button & Other New Sexual Tips

We have been at the lake house for a few weeks.

And while we sail a lot, canoe even more, hike, hug, chat, swim, nibble each other, and keep the lake company, there is one not-so-sweet part about being here.

While there aren’t mosquitoes or ticks in the numbers that I suffered through in Wisconsin previously, there are some flesh-eating characters who leave us peppered with various-sized bites. We don’t see the little buggers, but we are left itching, sometimes cussing, and feeling gnawed upon.

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Up until last night, we felt quite helpless in regards to these bites or stings.

Bug-bite sex.

Insects probably have the largest biomass of any terrestrial animals. At any time, it is estimated that there are 10 quintillion insects on Earth. This is a buggy planet.

There had to be some way to turn the the overreaching bug infestation into a positive for us, and I have found it. This new sexual technique will turn a previously problematic bite or sting into a sexual, sensory, inspiring pleasure aide.

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While the bites seem intrusive and problematic, they are actually a blessing in disguise. My sweetie had a particularly bright red bump on her right rib cage. It drove her wild scratching. I reached over and pressed my right index finger on the red, puffy spot, and she made a purring sound that I have only heard from her when having sex.

Putting one and one together, within minutes, we were having sex, and I would occasionally press on or scratch that terribly sensitive bug bite.

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Sometimes, it seems like a bit of work to make sure that both of us orgasm—but all it takes is a ripe bug bite, and suddenly sex is wildly fun, unpredictable, and hot. That bug bite was like an orgasm button.

 READ MORE: https://www.elephantjournal.com/2017/06/the-orgasm-button-other-new-sexual-tips/

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