Rather Nigerian Huts Than Trump’s Sex Mansions

By Ikenga Chronicles December 25, 2017

Rather Nigerian Huts Than Trump’s Sex Mansions

— Vitus Ozoke

According to New York Times of 12/23/17, Donald Trump, sitting in the Oval Office in June, suggested that Nigerians live in huts, saying, “Nigerians will never go back to their huts once they see America.”

Since this news was broken by the New York Times, social media in the Nigerian circles has exploded, with many Nigerians calling Donald Trump ignorant for not knowing that Nigerian villages, towns, and cities are home to tens of millions of the world’s most beautiful modern mansions and architectural masterpieces.

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Well, we can all agree that Donald Trump is genetically ignorant; in fact, his own Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, called him a ‘fucking moron’. But in this case, Donald Trump was, well, half right, whatever that means. Nigerians lived, and some still live, in huts. It is a part of our history and identity as a people that we should take pride in. When I say Donald Trump was half right, I am also saying that he didn’t have to limit his knowledge of world geography to Nigeria. In fact, every nation of Africa lived, and some still live, in huts.

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We build and live in our huts because, unlike Donald Trump who inherited everything he owns today from his father, we labored for everything. When Donald Trump was busy scamming and cheating people and committing all kinds of real estate fraud in Manhattan, Nigerians, living in their huts in their villages, were working themselves to their bones in their farms, raising their kids, and sending them to schools.

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Professor Chinua Achebe lived in a hut; Professor Wole Soyinka lived in a hut; Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe lived in a hut; Chief Obafemi Awolowo lived in a hut; Alhaji Tafawa Balewa lived in a hut; Austin “Jay Jay” Okocha lived in a hut; Chimamanda Adichie lived in a hut; Professor Bartholomew Nnaji lived in a hut; the tens of thousands of Nigerian PhD holders, doctors, nurses, professors, lawyers, engineers, athletes, military personnel, police officers, firefighters, all across these United States, lived in a hut. I lived in a hut. Heck, NELSON MANDELA lived in a hut!

So, when it comes to living or having lived in a hut, Nigerians have nothing to be ashamed or to be embarrassed or to be defensive about. When it comes to living in a hut, we are in great company with world’s finest icons.

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Yes, we lived and still live in huts, while Donald Trump lives in his Mara Lago mansion and inherited papa’s wealth. A house, whether a hut or Mara Lago, is still a house. The more important inquiry is what goes on in a house? You see, while Nigerians lived in their huts with their wives and children, raising their children and sending them to school from those village and farm huts, Donald Trump was busy groping and grabbing women by their genitals, and committing all manner of sexual predatory crimes in his sprawling Mara Lago mansion. Do not take my word for it, take the man’s own taped confession and the allegations of the hundred women who have been victims of his sexual assault. So, when it comes to the sexual predator in the Oval Office, give me my damn hut!

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Merry Christmas, Nigerians, and be sure to go to your villages to enjoy your beautiful hut this holiday season!