Lunatic’s Pad:An Animal Title For Wike By Dum Syl Aminikpo

Amaechi and Wike; the inseparable duo. Smart guys. Very smart guys.Always trying to outdo each other.What’s that song about ‘everything you do, I do’?

Amaechi was proclaimed ‘Lion of the Delta’. Wike, in keeping to the promise to a dear friend, is said to have donated two billion naira to PDP Edo. What better way to get his own title of Elephant of the Niger Delta? I mean two billion naira is definitely enough to buy one a huge title,right?

Ermmm, the names, the titles I mean, were they all meant to have some reference to animals?Maybe the animal reference makes the titles vicious, and shows the person’s ferocity and strength?

Those two powerful and strong Ikwerre sons!

Someone should give Governor Wike a name. A name befitting a powerful governor. Something from the animal kingdom though, just like his friend, Amaechi.

What God has put together, let no man put asunder.

• Dum Syl Aminikpo is on Twitter as @dumsyl