From The Lunatic’s Pad:Hurrah!Buhari Has Defeated Boko Haram Again!–Nnaemeka Oruh

By Ikenga Chronicles December 27, 2016

From The Lunatic’s Pad:Hurrah!Buhari Has Defeated Boko Haram Again!–Nnaemeka Oruh

Hurrah!Boko Haram has just been defeated!That is the message that Baba Bubu and his people just released.The almighty Boko Haram that thought they were untouchable.Our Bubu came and dealt them a crippling blow, halleluyah!

Wait a minute,didn’t Bubu also defeat Boko Haram this time last year?I mean that was what Lying Mohammed told us, not so?Oh!That one was “technical”?

Okay o!So last year, we “technically” defeated Boko Haram?How did we defeat them this time? “Knock out defeat”?

So I heard we floored Boko, and seized their house where they live.So where are the Chibok girls?Where is Shekau?They went shopping?Hmmm. Okay again.

After we technically defeated Boko Haram,we lost so many gallant soldiers,and innocent citizens to bomb blasts by the same Boko Haram.So the technicality in the defeat meant they will also continue to hit us as they please?

Thankfully,this new victory over Boko does not have “technical” attached to it. It should mean that this time around, we have finally crushed the foe, although there is still the nagging issue of the whereabouts of the Chibok Girls and oga Shekau.

But less than twenty-four hours after Bubu announced the final defeat of Boko, they struck with a bomb in Borno, as if to say “shut up you liar!”

N180million has been made available in the 2017 budget for the media. I am sure there will be many victories over the already defeated Boko Haram, in 2017(N180million can buy a lot of victories).For now though, all hail Bubu,the serial conqueror of Boko in the media.

 

  • Oruh is on Twitter as @oruhnc and is a guest on “From The Lunatic’s Pad” today.
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