From The Lunatic’s Pad: Ministerial call

By Ikenga Chronicles March 7, 2016
Hello Sir
Yes, what can I do for you?

Sir, I want to supply. I want to supply a very important thing to the government sir.

What commodity is that, and who told you about the government needing supplies?
It’s everywhere Sir. From the refuse dump site to the church. Everybody knows
What are you talking about?
A commodity Sir. That’s what you called it. Very very important. In fact, some villages have been cleared for this.  Sir, I can’t tell you enough, but we have them.
Cleared? How?
Cleared Oga. That is, killed. They’ve killed everybody in some villages for this. Now the remaining villagers have disappeared, and it is everywhere.
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Haaa! Oga, we even heard that you have already given the contract in dollars. Huge dollars. We have them here. Plenty Sir.
Where are you?
Agatu Sir. Agatu. We have grass here.
Dum Syl Aminikpo tweets from @dumsyl

 

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