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My Soup Pot Is Inconclusive

My Soup Pot Is Inconclusive

🕔14:21, 29.Sep 2018

Well, someone may argue that my decision was not “fair”. But note: I am black in complexion. And if you insist that it is not constitutional, in my house, personal interest (stomach) supersedes the rule of law. If she does “nansense”, as my deputy, I will impeach her illegally like Okorocha, “by myself alone”. Let her go to Owerri High Court and get it upturned like Eze Madumere, Imo State’s deputy governor, if she can. I must get my rotten fish head and more bony meat. This one must be ‘conclusive’, I swear!

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Na Dem Dey Rush Buhari With N45m Form

Na Dem Dey Rush Buhari With N45m Form

🕔15:36, 10.Sep 2018

Behind his back, his students call him Assault Rifle or A.R, for short; Professor Austere Riches is the blight of male students and a terror to their female counterparts. He collects money for marks with his right hand from male students and caresses the crevices of female students with his left hand, peeping over his thick horn-rimmed glasses with eyes popping out of his bald pate like boiled eggs in a black plate.

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The Impeach-Saraki Mob And The Anti-Democratic Antics of Adams Oshiomhole

The Impeach-Saraki Mob And The Anti-Democratic Antics of Adams Oshiomhole

🕔13:26, 23.Aug 2018

The desperation of the chairman of the All Progressive Congress (APC), Mr. Adams Oshiomhole and raucous vituperation all over the media in his bid to promote the “Saraki must be impeached” position of his party has taken a dangerous trajectory. Most Nigerian citizens are aware of the vehemence of Oshiomhole who has unleashed all arsenals in his wild goose chase to oust the incumbent Senate president, Dr Bukola Saraki. In this game of thrones, he was reported as sitting with APC senators at the Eagle Square to unseat the Senate president or reconvening the Senate illegally without following laid down procedure in the Senate rules. The initial political fiasco of ousting Saraki — recent siege on the Senate — has created consternation of pugnacious proportion. While it has not been established in toto which persons were behind the siege on the National Assembly–orchestrated by masked men of the DSS, which has seen the Secret Police’s Director-General, Lawal Daura relieved of his position– all five fingers are pointing in the direction of the APC and its boisterous chairman whose brigandry echoes in many of his utterances.

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How Saraki Got To Control Buhari’s Kinsman, Lawal Daura

How Saraki Got To Control Buhari’s Kinsman, Lawal Daura

🕔11:21, 9.Aug 2018

I know a lot of you don’t know the Senate President, Bukola Saraki, beyond the media. He seems like a normal person, but if you’ve watched him closely, you would’ve noticed that he closes one eye too often. Why? Saraki is an Illuminati agent, and only a few people knew about this.

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Nomads And Nation: Valentine Card Or Valedictory Rites –Wole Soyinka

Nomads And Nation: Valentine Card Or Valedictory Rites –Wole Soyinka

🕔19:27, 13.Feb 2018

I. A Morality tale from Childhood. The following morality tale has followed me since my primary school days. Text books change, so I have no doubt that not many here would have cut their teeth on that same elementary school

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To NatGeo: A Story Idea On Nigerian Animals-Reuben Abati

To NatGeo: A Story Idea On Nigerian Animals-Reuben Abati

🕔04:48, 13.Feb 2018

I must tell you, cows have become far more important in my country today than human beings. Whereas many Nigerians have become homeless and defenceless, cows have bodyguards wielding AK-47 guns, bodyguards who insist that the life of cattle is more important than that of human beings.

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There Is A Trump In All Of Us

There Is A Trump In All Of Us

🕔06:31, 29.Dec 2017

When you bully, malign and be both abusive and insensitive to others

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Go, Mugabe, Go

Go, Mugabe, Go

🕔04:15, 21.Nov 2017

The old man of Zimbabwe politics is still trying to take charge

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The Worst of Times, the Best of Times

The Worst of Times, the Best of Times

🕔12:36, 14.Nov 2017

“Nigerian women must stand up for their rights”

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“I hear say our Sai Baba don return from Turkey”

“I hear say our Sai Baba don return from Turkey”

🕔05:04, 24.Oct 2017

“The demons in Aso Villa have grown new wings and we can all see that.”

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